Make sure you use the facilities before you put this office bathroom trick into hilarious effect.

　　在办公室浴室制造滑稽可笑的效果。不过首先确保你准备好了所有道具。

　　You Will Need

　　你需要

　　Several pairs of shoes

　　几双鞋子

　　Several pairs of slacks

　　几条宽松的裤子

　　Some newspapers

　　几张报纸

　　Steps

　　步骤

　　Step 1 Get some slacks

　　1.准备好宽松的裤子

　　Get one pair of slacks and one pair of shoes for every stall in your office bathroom.

　　在办公室浴室的每一个小隔间准备一条宽松的裤子和一双鞋子。

　　You can raid your own closet, or stock up on inexpensive slacks and shoes at a local second-hand clothing store.

　　可以搜索自己的衣柜，或者在当地二手衣物商店购买廉价的裤子和鞋子。

　　Step 2 Stuff them

　　2.填充

　　Stuff each pair of slacks, from the knee down, with old newspaper. Don’t overstuff the pants, or they won’t look like ‘believable’ legs.

　　把每一条裤子膝盖以下装满旧报纸。不要填的太多，否则看上去不像逼真的双腿。

　　Step 3 Position them

　　3.放置鞋子

　　Position a pair of shoes in each stall.

　　在每一个隔间放一双鞋子。

　　Step 4 Set up

　　4.摆放

　　Position a pair of stuffed pants atop each pair of shoes. Arrange the top of the pants to fall just right ? so it looks like someone is sitting on the toilet with his pants down.

　　在每一双鞋子上方放置一双填充了旧报纸的裤子。让裤子顶部滑落到合适的高度――这样就好像有人正蹲在马桶上。

　　Step 5 Lock

　　5.上锁

　　Lock each stall door from the inside.

　　将每一个隔间在里面锁上。

　　Step 6 Start a rumor

　　6.制造谣言

　　Start a rumor that there’s a stomach bug going around the office that is keeping people on the john.

　　制造一个谣言，宣称胃肠细菌横行，有的人一直跑厕所。

　　Step 7 Enjoy

　　7.欣赏

　　Enjoy the chaos that ensues as increasingly desperate people try to figure out who is hogging the bathroom.

　　随后，许多惊慌失措的人们都将试图查明到底是谁霸占着厕所，你就躲在一边偷着乐吧。